9 Ways To (Pretend To) Be A Writer

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1. Wherever you go, carry a black Moleskine around. Don’t have it in your bag though, of course. Carry it at your side with a black pen in the other hand, or, ideally, prominently placed behind your ear.

2. Drop some form of the line, “Yeah, I was thinking of putting something like that in my novel” into casual conversation. Example: Your girlfriend says, “I’ve actually been fighting depression for nearly a decade. I’m so happy I can talk to you about it though.” You: “Yeah, I was thinking of giving one of my character’s in my new novel depression. You can be my consultant. It’s gonna be a great book. Glad to hear about your depression.”

3. Live in Paris, New York or London. San Francisco is an acceptable alternative, but not ideal. People are too happy there.

4. Memorize a sentence from The New Yorker or The Atlantic…

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About J.R. Graham

author, writer, artist and journalist of Western New York. View all posts by J.R. Graham

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